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Rubbing your privates until you're so happy you could scream.

I was doing that in my new bedroom and my brother walked in like he was the pope.

I got caught doing that by my mom and she said I was a disgrace.

I did that for so long my toes started twitching.

When you scratch your private parts like you're trying to scratch a itch that won't go away.

I was scratching my privates so hard I got a rash.

I did that in front of my crush and now I'm blushing like a tomato.

I was scratching so much my hand fell asleep.

The act of rubbing your private parts until you feel like you're about to explode.

I was doing that so hard my pillow got ruined.

I did that in class and the teacher gave me a detention.

I was so into it I forgot my homework.

When you rub your private parts like it's the last day on Earth.

I was doing that in my bedroom and my dog walked in like he was the president.

I did that so long my bed had a dent in it.

I was so into it I didn't notice my mom walking in.

Scratching your private parts like you're trying to scratch a mosquito bite that won't go away.

I was scratching my privates so much I got a mosquito bite on my hand.

I did that in the middle of the night and woke up my brother.

I was scratching so hard I got a paper cut.

Rubbing your private parts like it's a game show and you're trying to win a million dollars.

I was doing that like it was a game show and I won a million dollars in my head.

I was so into it I forgot about my job interview.

I was rubbing so hard I got a cramp.