Painted the mustache

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When someone lets out a fart so loud it smacks your face like you just got hit by a greasy muffin.
My cousin painted my mustache during lunch and I couldn't breathe for 10 minutes.
The guy next to me painted my mustache and I nearly fell off the bus.
At the mall, the kid in front of me painted my mustache and I had to leave the store.
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A face-to-face fart attack so strong it could knock the wind out of a horse.
My brother painted my mustache in the middle of math class and I got a detention.
During the movie, my friend painted my mustache and I had to leave the theater.
At the dinner table, my mom painted my mustache and I had to eat my soup through a straw.
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When someone’s butt decides to launch a full-blown gas war directly in your face.
In the car, my dad painted my mustache and I had to open the window and yell.
During the concert, my friend painted my mustache and I had to walk out.
At the park, my little brother painted my mustache and I had to leave before the ice cream melted.
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