Painted the Cadillac

I painted the Cadillac so hard, the toilet started crying.

That guy in the handicap stall didn't just poop, he unleashed a hurricane.

I walked in and saw the Cadillac and immediately understood why the restroom was closed.

I painted the Cadillac so bad, the janitor called the police.

The handicap stall looked like a war zone after I painted the Cadillac.

I sat down and realized I was about to paint the Cadillac.

I painted the Cadillac so much, the floor was screaming.

The handicap stall looked like it had been hit by a truck after I painted the Cadillac.

I walked in and knew I had painted the Cadillac before I even sat down.