Painted Souvenirs

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Painted Souvenirs is when some shady artist takes your photo and turns it into a painting that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a crayon.

My mom's portrait looks like a raccoon got into a paint can.

My wedding photo is now a mess of purple and green.

My kid's birthday photo is so bad it might get suspended.

Painted Souvenirs is when your photo gets turned into a painting by someone who probably has no idea what they're doing.

My dog's portrait looks like it was drawn by a confused toddler.

My vacation photo is now a painting that makes no sense.

My ex's face is barely recognizable in this mess.

Painted Souvenirs is when your photo gets turned into a painting by someone who probably hates you and wants you to suffer.

My portrait looks like it was drawn by a madman.

My baby's face is now a blob of yellow and blue.

My best friend's portrait looks like it was drawn by a drunk goat.