Painted on clothes

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A person gets their body painted to look like they're wearing clothes, but they're really just naked. They walk around like a jerk to see if anyone actually notices.
I wore a full-body paint job of a suit and tie, and I strutted through the mall like I was the boss. No one looked up. I was mad.
She painted herself as a superhero, but she forgot to put on pants. I saw her butt in the grocery store. Classic.
He thought he was cool with his painted shirt and pants. I walked up to him and said, 'You’re not wearing pants.' He looked confused.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Somebody paints their body to look like they're dressed, but they’re really just bare. They walk around to see if people are dumb enough to believe it.
My friend painted himself like a rockstar. He walked into the gym, and everyone just nodded. I laughed so hard I cried.
She painted herself as a princess and waltzed into the office. Her boss said, 'You look nice, but I can still see your legs.'
He wore a painted tuxedo and walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'You’re not wearing pants. Why are you here?'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person gets their body painted to look like they're wearing clothes, but they’re not. They walk around acting like they're the most important person, just to see if people are stupid enough to believe them.
I painted myself as a businessman and walked into a meeting. My boss said, 'You look like you're wearing pants. But I can still see your butt.'
She painted herself as a queen and walked into the park. A kid said, 'You look like a queen, but you're not wearing pants.'
He painted himself as a football player and ran into the street. A cop said, 'You’re not wearing pants. Why are you running?'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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