Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person or thing that is so annoying they make you want to scream and throw a couch pillow at them.

My mom is a painted nail. She complains about everything.

This kid is a painted nail. He whines like a baby.

That song is a painted nail. I can't stand it anymore.

2

When you put fancy color on your fingers and then refuse to do anything for the rest of the day.

I did my nails and then fell asleep for three hours.

She painted her nails and didn't move for an hour.

He painted his nails and then sat on the couch like a baby.

3

A girly way to say you're jerking off. It's like the blog version of a dirty secret.

She was a painted nail on the blog. Everyone knew what she was doing.

He called her a painted nail. She blushed.

That girl was a painted nail. She was doing it in the library.

4

What a girl says when she's touching her cooter. It's also what she says when she's doing it while her period is going on.

She said she was painting her nails red. I knew she was doing it.

He told her she was a painted nail. She laughed.

She painted her nails red while on her period. That's what she called it.

5

A surefire way to get laid. It's like magic, but with more glitter.

He said he was a painted nail. She took him up on it.

She told him he was a painted nail. He got lucky.

He used the word painted nail. She gave him a kiss.

6

What you say when you're too lazy to say nail polish. It’s like giving up.

I’m a painted nail. I don’t wanna say nail polish.

He said he was a painted nail. I knew he was lazy.

She called it a painted nail. She was avoiding work.

7

What you call a woman who just sits around doing nothing while her man does all the work. It's like she's on vacation forever.

My mom is a painted nail. She doesn’t work.

She’s a painted nail. She just sits and watches TV.

He called her a painted nail. She said she was on vacation.