painted her face

My cousin got painted her face by her boyfriend at a party. It was like a modern art disaster.

He said it was love. I said it was gross. She said it was both.

She tried to wipe it off but ended up looking like a raccoon with a bad hair day.

At the bar, he painted her face and then left. She was still crying from the shame.

She texted him: 'You painted my face again. I’m going to kill you.' He replied: 'Wait till I paint your nose next.'

He painted her face in front of all her friends. Now she’s too embarrassed to go out.

He painted her face while she was sleeping. She woke up screaming and covered in goop.

She said it was the worst morning ever. He said it was the best sexual experience of his life.

They’re still fighting about it. She wants a divorce. He wants another round.

She painted her face every day but never left the house. Her husband did everything.

Her job is to look pretty and complain about how ugly he is.

She told him, 'I don’t need a real job. I have a full-time make-up career.'