Painted Bathroom

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When you shoot your load right in someone's face like they're a canvas and you're the worst artist ever.
He painted my bathroom in front of the whole class.
She painted my bathroom during a Zoom call.
My buddy painted my bathroom in the middle of a math test.
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When your guts go full war zone and everything around the toilet gets hit by a poop tsunami.
He had a painted bathroom after eating a whole pizza and a taco.
She painted her bathroom during a group project and nobody talked to her again.
My dog painted the bathroom after eating my homework.
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When you drop a ton of cash on a girl just so she'll paint her bathroom and it's the most awkward date ever.
He spent $500 on her just so she'd paint her bathroom.
She painted her bathroom after he bought her a whole pizza.
He painted her bathroom and it was the worst date ever.
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