Painted a Pollock

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Did a poop so wild it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting exploded in the toilet.

My dad painted a Pollock in the bathroom and didn’t even flush.

I walked in and saw a Pollock on the toilet and ran away screaming.

My mom said, 'That’s not a poop, that’s a Pollock!'

Shat so messy it looked like a Jackson Pollock had a poop fight in the toilet.

My brother painted a Pollock and it smelled like a dead raccoon.

I saw it and said, 'That’s not a poop, that’s a masterpiece.'

My sister took a picture and posted it as 'Art by My Brother.'

Dropped a bomb so big in the toilet it looked like Jackson Pollock had a bowel movement.

I heard the toilet go 'Boom!' and ran in to see a Pollock.

My friend painted a Pollock and it was so loud it woke the neighbors.

My dad came in and said, 'That’s not a poop, that’s a war zone.'