painted a brown starfish

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Making your pants look like they got run over by a truck full of mud
My cousin painted a brown starfish in the parking lot and now his pants are a mess.
She tried to stop the car but painted a brown starfish on the road.
He did a 180 so fast, he painted a brown starfish on the sidewalk.
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Leaving a smear that looks like someone threw up and then stepped in it
He painted a brown starfish so hard, the whole street knew about it.
She skidded into the curb and painted a brown starfish for good measure.
The kid painted a brown starfish and got yelled at by his mom.
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Making your tires look like they just came out of a mud bath
He painted a brown starfish and now his tires are covered in goo.
She painted a brown starfish on the road and her car looked like a monster.
The guy painted a brown starfish so fast, he forgot to wipe it off.
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