Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted you can’t tell your balls from your elbow, and you’re probably crying in a corner like a baby.

I painted so hard I threw up on my cousin’s new shoes.

He painted at the bar and tried to flirt with the bartender’s dog.

After painting, I couldn’t remember my own name.

2

When a gay man literally explodes out of his butt during sex like a firework going off in a bathroom.

That guy painted so hard he scared the whole gym.

He painted mid-encore and had to take a break for a minute.

I heard him paint from the next room.

3

When you poop during or after anal sex, like you’re trying to make your partner’s life miserable.

He painted right in the middle of our date.

She painted so hard she had to take a shower.

I painted and then ran out of the room screaming.

4

The worst art ever made, like a toddler drew it with crayons and a banana.

My painting looked like a raccoon took a crayon test.

That picture was so bad I cried.

He painted a dog and it looked like a blob.

5

Snort lines of cocaine, like you’re trying to get high before you die.

She painted all night and then passed out.

He painted so hard he got a nosebleed.

They painted in the club and danced like fools.

6

The paint is where you go to flex, like you’re trying to be the best player on the court.

He painted so hard he blocked every shot.

They painted and it looked like a warzone.

She painted and made her opponent cry.

7

That big area on the basketball court where you try to dominate, but most people just suck at it.

He painted like he was trying to win a championship.

They painted so bad I felt sorry for them.

She painted and made me laugh.