Paintcation

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When you quit your boring office job for a few weeks just to scream your art out onto a canvas like it’s your last day on Earth.

I took a paintcation because my boss was louder than my paint.

My coworker said I was 'painting my problems away', which was true, but also kinda rude.

I painted so much I forgot how to talk. My dog now answers the phone for me.

A vacation where you replace your meetings with a paintbrush and a bunch of bad decisions about color.

I went on a paintcation because my boss said I was 'too colorful for the office.'

I painted so much I turned my living room into a crime scene.

I used red for everything. Now my cat is scared of me.

You leave your job and your problems behind to paint for weeks like you’re trying to out-scream your ex.

My paintcation was so loud my neighbor called the cops. They thought I was having a fight with a blender.

I painted for so long my hands looked like they had been in a war.

I painted my feelings so hard my canvas cried.

You take a break from your job to paint like you’re trying to beat your ex at a talent show.

I painted my way through my paintcation. My ex came to visit and said I was 'winning.'

I painted so much my walls looked like they had a fever.

I painted my stress into a painting and then threw it out the window.

When you ditch your job to paint like your life depended on it and your boss is still mad about it.

I took a paintcation because my boss said I was 'too much.' Now he’s painting his own office.

I painted my problems away so much my couch got a tattoo.

My paintcation was so good my dog started painting too.

You take a vacation to paint nonstop like you're trying to beat your ex at a competition and you're both covered in glitter.

I took a paintcation and ended up painting my ex's face. He didn't like it.

I painted so much my neighbors thought I was having a party.

I painted my feelings into a mural and then kissed it.