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a stupid game you play in your driveway like a f***ing idiot; you bounce around while some rope is tied across the street, and you get points taken away when you hit things that are randomly placed. You have to win 11 points before your brain dies.
My cousin lost because he stepped on a banana peel and fell into the neighbor’s yard.
I got 3 points subtracted for tripping over a trash can.
My dad screamed at me when I missed the rope twice in a row.
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a dumb game where you run around like a chicken with its head cut off; there’s some rope tied across your driveway, and you get extra f***ing points if you don’t hit the junk that’s lying around. It’s like tennis but worse.
I got 5 points for not touching the old tire.
My brother cried because he hit a traffic cone and it gave him 2 points subtracted.
The trash can was placed on purpose to ruin my day.
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a f***ing ridiculous sport where you run around like you’re being chased by a bear; there’s a rope across the street, and if you hit things, they take your points. You have to win 11 points before you throw up.
I got knocked down by a tree and lost all my points.
The tire was so big it took me two tries just to get past it.
My mom laughed at me when I tripped over the hose.
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