paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

I saw him draw a dog, then it bit my sister. Real life chaos.

He painted a tree, and now it’s throwing apples at my mom.

That guy turned a stick into a dragon that chased me down the street.

He painted a monster, and it ate my lunch. Worst possible way.

I asked for a cat, got a giant cat that screamed at me.

Painted a bird, now it’s dive-bombing my face every day.

He painted a storm, and now my house is flooded.

Made a pizza out of paint, it’s still stuck on my face.

Turned a pencil into a dragon that won’t stop chasing me.

He painted a headache, now I have it every day.

Made a ghost that haunts my math class.

Turned a chair into a monster that won’t stop roaring.

He painted a nightmare, and it’s my homework now.

Made a spider that crawled up my leg during science class.

Turned my eraser into a giant bear that ate my desk.

He painted my mom’s hair blue. Life is upside down.

Turned my pencil into a dragon that flew out the window.

My math test was painted by him. Now it’s alive.