Paintbrush ass

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When you wipe like a madman but the toilet paper just keeps getting covered in more poop than a donkey in a dump truck

I wiped three times and it was still like I had a turd factory in my butt

This toilet paper is covered in more crap than a pizza in a trash can

I wiped so hard I thought I was gonna lose my arm and still had a mountain of poop on the paper

When you’re on the toilet and the toilet paper looks like it was dipped in a sewage stream and then left in the sun

That toilet paper looked like it had been used by a hundred people who all ate bad meat

I looked at the toilet paper and it was like a brown river of shame

The paper was so covered in poop I thought it was a new kind of art

When the toilet paper is so full of poop you think you’re wiping a raccoon who just ate a whole trash can

That toilet paper looked like it was covered in a raccoon’s breakfast

I wiped and it was like I was cleaning up after a pig who had a party in my butt

The paper was so poopy I thought I was wiping a whole family of squirrels who all ate bad cheese