Paintbowling

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When you let out a massive, wet fart that splatters the toilet like it's a canvas, and it feels like your guts are trying to escape through your butt.
My dad did the paintbowling and it looked like a warzone in the bathroom.
I just did a paintbowling and my sister laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
My dog ran into the bathroom after I did a paintbowling and started barking at the toilet.
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A massive fart that explodes out of you and covers the toilet bowl in a mess, like your insides are throwing a party.
I did the paintbowling and my mom yelled, 'What is that?'
My brother did the paintbowling and it smelled like old socks and regret.
I did the paintbowling and my cat ran away like it saw a ghost.
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When you let one rip so big and wet it looks like the toilet bowl got hit by a tsunami, and it feels like your butt is on fire.
I did the paintbowling and my friend said, 'You just destroyed the toilet.'
My dad did the paintbowling and it sounded like a waterfall in there.
I did the paintbowling and my dog ran out of the house screaming.
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A fart so big and wet it looks like the toilet is getting painted, and your guts are screaming at you to stop.
I did the paintbowling and my sister said, 'That was the worst one yet.'
My friend did the paintbowling and it smelled like a garbage can in summer.
I did the paintbowling and my cat jumped on the toilet like it was a throne.
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When you let out a fart so big and wet it turns the toilet into a painting, and you feel like your butt is about to fall off.
I did the paintbowling and my mom said, 'I can see the end of the toilet.'
My brother did the paintbowling and it sounded like a train going through the bathroom.
I did the paintbowling and my dog ran into the hallway and started barking at the wall.
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A fart so big and wet it looks like the toilet is getting splattered like it was in a fight, and your guts are trying to run away.
I did the paintbowling and my sister laughed so hard she cried.
My dad did the paintbowling and it smelled like a rotten egg factory.
I did the paintbowling and my dog ran into the kitchen and started eating the curtains.
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