paintbarring

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A fancy paintball party where middle-aged women sip wine and draw flowers while you get obliterated by tiny balls of dye. If you hit one, she'll yell at you and make you drink a whole bottle of Cabernet.

I got DQ'd because I shot Mrs. Thompson in the back when she was painting a sunset.

My friend tried to hide behind a tree and got splattered by wine.

The only reason I survived was because I painted a portrait of Mrs. Johnson’s cat.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A paintball fight where suburban moms are armed with wine glasses and brushes instead of guns. They’ll forgive you if you hit their kid, but not if you mess up their masterpiece.

I got DQ'd because I ruined Mrs. Lee’s painting of a tulip field.

My brother tried to sneak in and got caught by Mrs. Patel’s brush.

The whole arena was covered in purple paint after Mrs. Franklin had a meltdown.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A paintball match where suburban women are more dangerous than you think. They’ll let you live if you hit their kid, but they’ll yell at you and make you drink wine if you mess up their art.

I got DQ'd because I accidentally painted over Mrs. Green’s entire canvas.

My friend tried to run away but got caught by Mrs. Williams’ brush.

After the match, we all had to drink wine because it was ‘art therapy’.

by Slangipedia 5h ago