Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You shoot people with a paintball gun called a marker and then laugh at them until they cry.

I shot my mom in the face and she still thinks I'm cute.

My brother got hit in the eye and now he wears a eye patch at school.

I took out my teacher with one shot and got a free lunch for a week.

2

You blast people with colored goo until they look like a rainbow exploded on them.

My friend got hit with green and looked like a lime head.

I turned my dad into a purple monster and he still won't stop laughing.

My dog got hit with yellow and now he thinks he's a canary.

3

It's when you go on crazy trips, get shot a lot, and then feel like a superhero when you win.

I got shot 20 times on a plane and still won the game.

I came back from a trip with a purple bruise and a medal.

I got stuck in an airport with my team and we still managed to win.

4

It's the best sport ever. You blast people with paint and call it a day.

I would rather get shot with paint than sit in class.

I blast my friends and they still come back for more.

Paintball is better than pizza and I'm not even joking.

5

I've been in the military and I know what real pain feels like. Paintball is just a warm-up.

I was in the military and paintball feels like a nap.

I saw my friends die and now I get shot with paint.

Paintball is like training for real war, but with more fun.

6

It's the best sport in the world. You throw paint at people and they get mad.

I shot my brother and he still won't stop yelling at me.

I blast my mom and she still makes me breakfast.

I get hit with paint and I still come back for more.

7

It's like hide and seek, but with paint and a lot of screaming.

I hid behind a tree and got shot in the face.

I ran from my friends and got hit with blue paint.

I caught my friend and he looked like a rainbow.