Paintball Squatter

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A weakling who fires like a baby and hides in the back like a coward, too scared to take a hit or too lazy to move. They never leave the starting spot and can’t run or shoot worth a damn.
I saw him hiding behind the wall like a scared mouse the whole game.
He shot twice and then cowered behind the tree like it was a shield.
He didn’t even move when the whole team ran past him.
2
A noob who fires 10 shots and then freezes like a deer in the headlights, too scared to move or too tired to run. They sit in the starting spot like it’s their throne.
He shot 10 times and then stayed behind the wall like it was his home.
He didn’t run even when the enemy was right on top of him.
He sat there like he was king of the game.
3
A spineless wimp who fires like a toddler and hides in the back like a rat, too scared to fight or too tired to run. They never leave the starting point and can’t shoot straight.
He shot once and then hid behind the tree like it was his second mom.
He didn’t even move when the whole team was screaming at him.
He stayed there the whole game like he was glued to the spot.
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