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A person who yells about going to play paintball but then wakes you up at 6 am so they can sleep in.

I’m gonna go paintball today, bro. You wake me up at 6? What the hell?!

Said they’d be out playing paintball. Now I’ve got to deal with them at 6 am. Ugh.

You said you were going to play paintball! Why are you here at 6 am?!

A fake tough guy who promises paintball glory but then runs away when the alarm goes off at 6.

Told me he was gonna go play paintball. Now I’m getting woken up at 6 am by him? What’s wrong with you?

He said he’d be out there playing paintball, not screaming in my face at 6 am.

Paintball legend? More like paintball coward. Wakes me up at 6 am for no reason.

A person who talks big about paintball but then shows up at your house at 6 am just to yell at you.

Said he’d be out playing paintball. Now he’s here at 6 am? What is this, a horror movie?

Paintball? He came to my house at 6 am and started yelling. What even is life?

He said paintball! I got woken up at 6 am by him screaming. That’s not paintball, that’s torture.