paintball game

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when you have purple bruises from getting shot and you lie to your girlfriend by making your buddy blast you with paintballs so it looks like you got attacked by a mob

My buddy blasted me ten times so my girlfriend would think I was in a war.

I had six hickies and told her I got stabbed by a gang.

He shot me until I looked like a pinata that got hit by a bullet.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

you get all bruised up from paintball shots and you make your friend blast you so your girlfriend thinks you were in a fight with a monster

I got shot six times by my buddy to hide the fact I was beat up by a mob.

She thought I was in a battle, but it was just my friend blasting me.

He made me look like I had been attacked by a pack of wolves.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

you get purple marks from getting shot and you let your buddy blast you to make your girlfriend think you got beat up by a gang

I had five hickies and told her I was in a street fight.

My friend blasted me with paintballs so it looked like I got attacked by a bunch of thugs.

She thought I got hit by ten guys, but it was just my buddy shooting me.

by Slangipedia 7h ago