PAINTBALL CRACKA

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A rookie who thinks getting hit by a paintball is a badge of honor, not a curse.

I got shot three times and still said I was the best. Paintball cracka.

He walked into the arena like a king. Came out like a used towel.

That kid got hit by a paintball and started crying. Paintball cracka.

A noob who thinks the paintball gun is a magical wand, not a weapon.

He waved his gun like a wizard. Paintball cracka.

She shot the target and missed the person behind it. Paintball cracka.

He tried to shoot through a wall like it was nothing. Paintball cracka.

A clueless player who thinks getting splattered is a fancy way of saying they’re stylish.

He got hit by a paintball and said he looked cool. Paintball cracka.

She walked into the battlefield covered in green. Paintball cracka.

He got splattered and still said he was the king. Paintball cracka.

A beginner who thinks the paintball arena is a playground, not a war zone.

He ran around like a kid in a candy store. Paintball cracka.

She jumped over a wall like it was a hurdle. Paintball cracka.

He tried to high-five a player and got hit by a paintball. Paintball cracka.

A novice who thinks the paintball gun is a toy, not a deadly weapon.

He shot the gun like it was a fidget spinner. Paintball cracka.

She thought the paintballs were glitter. Paintball cracka.

He shot the gun and then laughed like it was a joke. Paintball cracka.