Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

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A paintballer who hides behind the starting line like a coward and yells orders like they're the boss of the whole game just to feel important and cover up the fact they're too scared to fight.
"I told you to flank them! Why are you still standing there?", while hiding behind a tree and not moving.
"I know what's going on! I saw it!", while being hit by three people at once.
"I’m the commander! I can see everything!", while crouched behind a wall and not even looking.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A rookie who thinks shouting orders makes them look cool, but they're just too chicken to leave the starting line and get actually hit.
"I’m giving orders! I’m not scared!", while hiding behind the starting line and not even looking at the battle.
"I told you to go left! Why are you still here?", while being shot by three people and still standing there.
"I don’t need to fight! I’m the commander!", while getting hit by a grenade and still not moving.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pro who sits on the starting line like a king watching the whole battle, spoting weak spots and making smart moves while the rest of you get obliterated.
"I saw their weakness! I knew they were going to flank us!", while sitting on the starting line and not even moving.
"I’m watching the whole map! I can see everything!", while calmly shooting people from the starting line.
"I’m the commander! I know what’s going on!", while making perfect shots from the starting line and not even getting hit.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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