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A person who hauls an entire can of paint up a ladder like it's their life, then trips on nothing and dumps the whole mess over the door, wall, and sidewalk.
I saw my cousin drop a gallon of blue paint on the front steps. Now the neighbors think we’re having a tantrum.
He tried to look cool while climbing the ladder, but then he slipped and painted the street like a kid with a crayon.
My dad did this last weekend. He turned our porch into a rainbow disaster.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Somebody who brings a whole tin of paint up a ladder, then loses their balance and douses the front door, wall, and sidewalk in color.
My uncle did this on my birthday. Now our house looks like it was attacked by a rainbow.
She painted half the sidewalk while trying to look tough.
He spilled red paint over the mailbox. Now it’s like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A fool who drags a full can of paint up a ladder, then slips and dumps it all on the door, wall, and sidewalk.
My brother did this and now our front yard looks like a kid’s art project.
He tried to be cool, but the paint went everywhere. Now he's stuck with the mess.
She spilled yellow paint on the steps, and now it's like the sun decided to live there.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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