Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who can't stop sniffing paint like it's the last meal on Earth

I inhaled that paint so hard, my nose turned purple.

He sniffed the whole can and then threw up on the floor.

She was painting the ceiling and forgot to breathe for 10 minutes.

2

someone who thinks paint is a drug and they’re the dealer

That paint is my lunch. I don’t need food.

I bought three cans just to sniff them all day.

He tried to sell me paint like it was crack.

3

a person who would rather inhale paint than kiss their mom

I’d breathe in that paint before I’d hug my sister.

He sniffed the paint and ignored his girlfriend’s birthday party.

She skipped dinner to sniff a can of blue paint.

4

a human who turns into a sniffer whenever they see a paint can

That paint can came out, and I became a sniffer robot.

He saw the paint and started sniffing like it was his job.

She turned into a sniffing machine right in front of me.

5

someone who can’t live without sniffing paint every single day

I didn’t wake up until I sniffed the paint at 7 a. m.

He lives in a house full of paint cans and nothing else.

She sniffed paint before she brushed her teeth.

6

a person who would steal paint just to sniff it

I stole that paint because I needed a fix.

He broke into the store just for one can of red paint.

She took the whole container and ran away like a thief.