paint yourself into a coroner

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A mean way to say you talked too much and now you’re stuck being the guy who stares at dead people all day like they owe you money.

I thought I was funny, now I’m the guy who smells like formaldehyde.

My mouth got me a job where I count zits on corpses.

I went from party animal to corpse whisperer overnight.

You’re so full of hot air, you ended up stuck in a room with dead people who don’t even care.

I said too much and now I work with corpses. Classic me.

My job is now checking if dead people have bad breath.

I went from being the life of the party to the death of the morgue.

You talked your way into a job where you basically just look at dead people and wish they had died somewhere else.

I got stuck working with dead people because I couldn’t keep my trap shut.

My mouth got me a job that smells like rotting meat.

Now I get to stare at corpses all day. Thanks, Mom.