paint your house

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It means you're gonna blow the roof off that house like it's a piñata full of trouble

I painted my neighbor’s house so hard, their dog ran away screaming

She said she was painting her house, I said ‘you’re not painting, you’re launching missiles’

He painted his house and now the whole block can hear him snoring through the walls

You're basically saying you'll spray paint that place until it looks like a mad scientist's revenge

I painted my ex’s house pink and glitter, just because

My brother painted his house so fast, the paint had time to write a love letter to the wall

She painted her house while crying, now it smells like regret and acrylics

It’s like you’re telling that house ‘you better shut up or I’ll cover you in color’

I painted my mom's house so much, now she talks to the walls

He painted his house during a fight and now it looks like a war zone

She painted her house with glitter, now it screams every time someone walks by