paint your date

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When a guy sprays his cum like a fire hose all over a girl right after sex. It’s the worst kind of date party mess.

My date just painted me with cum and called it a "masterpiece."

He painted my date so bad, I had to take a shower in the hallway.

She got painted by her date and still showed up to class.

When a guy goes full-on messy after sex and drenches his date like they’re a canvas. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever.

He painted my face with cum and said it was a love letter.

My date got painted and looked like a science experiment.

She showed up to the party looking like she’d been in a paint fight.

When a guy douses his date with cum right after sex. It’s like he thinks he’s an artist and she’s a blank page.

He painted my date so hard, I had to change clothes twice.

My date got painted by her guy and still showed up to the party.

He turned my date into a cum masterpiece.

When a guy dumps his load all over a girl like it’s a prank. It happens at parties and it is super gross.

He painted my date during the party and nobody stopped him.

My date got painted and started crying in front of everyone.

She looked like she’d been sprayed by a cum cannon.

When a guy goes all out after sex and drenches his date. It’s the most obvious way to mess up a party.

He painted my date so bad, I had to leave the room.

My date got painted and said it was her new look.

She showed up with cum on her face and everyone laughed.

When a guy dumps his load all over a girl like she’s a painting. It’s the most obvious kind of date party mess.

He painted my date and said it was romantic.

She got painted by her date and didn’t even care.

He turned my date into a cum masterpiece.