paint your ass

1 views · Added 3h ago · 6 definitions

To beat the living hell out of someone like they’re a canvas for a bad art project.

My cousin got paint his ass after he stole my last slice of pizza.

The dog got paint his ass because he peed on the couch again.

I paint my ass every morning because my mom won’t stop yelling at me.

When someone beats you so hard it feels like your backside is getting a PhD in pain.

My brother paint his ass because I said he looked like a sad donut.

The teacher paint my ass for doodling on the desk instead of doing math.

I got paint my ass by the school janitor because I wouldn’t stop teasing him.

To give someone a whooping so brutal it makes their face look like it’s been in a car crash.

My dad paint his ass because I forgot to do my chores again.

The neighbor kid paint his ass for stealing my bike.

I paint my ass every time I say something smart at dinner.

When you beat someone so bad it feels like their behind is going to fall off.

My sister paint his ass for eating my last candy bar.

The mailman paint my ass because I threw a water balloon at him.

I got paint my ass by the principal because I talked back.

To spank someone until their cheeks are red and they’re begging for mercy.

My mom paint his ass because I didn’t clean my room.

The dog got paint his ass after chewing up my shoes again.

I paint my ass every day because my brother won’t stop teasing me.

To give someone a beating so hard it’s like they’re getting hit by a truck and a chicken.

My dad paint his ass because I failed my math test.

The neighbor kid paint my ass for stealing my video game.

I got paint my ass after telling my mom she looked like a sad potato.