Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To blast your jizz like a fire hose on someone, leaving them looking like they got hit by a cum truck.

He painted his cousin white after the family reunion went too far.

She got painted white during a group session at the bar.

My brother painted his boss white in the office breakroom.

2

Going on a wild night of drinking, hooking up, and chasing girls like you're trying to win a bet.

They painted the town white after losing a dare.

The boys painted the town white just for fun.

He painted the town white and ended up in a hospital.

3

Shooting your cum all over a girl like you're trying to make her look like a snowman.

He painted her white right before the school dance.

She got painted white during a lunch break.

My friend painted his crush white in the library.

4

White paint can be anything. It’s just fun to see people scratch their heads trying to figure out what you mean.

He said, ‘I’m going to paint white,’ and no one knew what he meant.

She used the phrase in a text and confused her whole group chat.

My teacher asked me what ‘paint white’ meant, and I had no idea.

5

Having sex with someone and blasting your cum on their face like you’re trying to give them a facial.

He painted her white right in the middle of the school hallway.

She got painted white during a surprise party.

My brother painted his girlfriend white while they were on vacation.

6

Cum. That’s it. No more explanation needed.

He said, ‘Paint white,’ and that was all he needed to say.

She just painted white and left the room.

My friend painted white and didn’t even care.

7

When you blast your cum on a girl like she’s the main event.

He painted her white right before the prom.

She got painted white during a midnight snack run.

My brother painted his crush white in front of everyone.