paint the walls

I told him I'd take him on, but that's not paint the walls, that's being a fool.

He said he'd take me on, then ran like a cow when I showed up.

Don't be a coward and say you're gonna take him on if you can't even look him in the eye.

I came so hard I thought I'd get a job as a wall painter.

He shot cum out of his dick like a firehose, that was paint the walls.

She came in and saw the mess, and said, 'You really painted the walls.'

He waited three days just to cum, then it came out like lava.

She held in her jizz for so long, she looked like a mountain about to erupt.

Don't wait too long or you'll end up looking like a giant fart.

My job is so bad I’d rather blow my brains out than go back to work.

He was ready to kill himself just to escape that stupid class.

She said, 'If I have to sit through one more hour of this, I'm going to die right here.'

He pooped so hard the whole room smelled like a sewer.

She exploded with diarrhea and it hit the ceiling.

I told him he looked like a giant fart, and he said, 'That's what I wanted.'

He came so hard it looked like someone threw a water balloon at the wall.

She jizzed out of her pants and hit the wall like it was a target.

That kid's cum went all over the wall, I think he used a hose.

He peed on the wall like it was a urinal.

She came in and saw the mess, her pants were wet, and the wall had a puddle of pee.

That guy got so wasted he peed on the ceiling and the floor.