Paint the town brown

I went out last night and painted the town brown so hard I woke up in a ditch.

My friend's dog painted the town brown and then bit a mailman.

My sister painted the town brown and then cried in a hot dog bun.

I painted the town brown and my pants were like a battlefield.

My brother painted the town brown and the toilet screamed.

I painted the town brown and my neighbor came over to ask for a map.

The toilet looked like a crime scene after I painted the town brown.

My friend painted the town brown and the toilet was like, 'No more.'

I painted the town brown and now the toilet has a reputation.

I painted the town brown and the toilet was like, 'This is the end.'

My brother painted the town brown and it was like a brown hurricane.

I painted the town brown and my toilet is now a brown legend.