paint the roses red

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Trying to hide a huge mess by screaming and throwing stuff. Like when you spill your mom’s coffee and she’s about to murder you.

I painted the roses red when I told my dad I failed math.

She painted the roses red after her dog ate her homework.

He painted the roses red when he got caught stealing candy from the store.

A woman’s monthly battle with a monster. Also called being on the rag, riding the crimson wave, or getting cursed by the moon.

She was painting the roses red and couldn’t go to school.

He knew she was painting the roses red because her pants were stained.

She texted me: ‘I’m painting the roses red and I hate life.’

Having sex while on your period. It leaves a guy’s junk looking like a bloodbath. Also known as getting painted red by the woman.

They painted the roses red and now he smells like a toilet.

She said, ‘I’m painting the roses red and I don’t care.’

He screamed, ‘Why did you paint the roses red?!’