Paint The Hedgehog

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When you blast your cum on a hairy pussy like it’s the last day of school and you’re trying to get out of detention.

He paint the hedgehog right in front of the whole class.

She screamed like a banshee and got a detention for it.

The teacher was so mad she wrote his name on the board in permanent marker.

When you dump your load on a bushy snatch like you’re trying to win a bet with your friends.

He bet $20 he’d paint the hedgehog before lunch.

His friends laughed so hard they cried.

He got a free pizza for winning the bet.

When you go full-on ejaculation mode on a hairy pussy like it’s a horror movie and you’re the main character.

He screamed like he was being chased by a giant rat.

The girl looked like she was about to cry.

The whole hallway heard the explosion.

When you spray your cum on a bushy snatch like it’s a crime scene and you’re the detective.

He said it was the most intense case he’s ever had.

The girl looked like she wanted to call the cops.

He got a badge for solving the case.

When you let it all out on a hairy pussy like it’s the final round of a competition and you’re going for gold.

He said it was the best round he’s ever had.

The girl looked like she was about to faint.

He got a trophy for his performance.

When you go full-on cum cannon on a hairy snatch like it’s a war and you’re the general.

He said it was the biggest battle he’s ever been in.

The girl looked like she was about to surrender.

He got a medal for leading the charge.