Paint the Flamingos

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To throw up all over the person on the other side like they’re your worst enemy.
I painted the flamingos at lunch and got a free soda for my trouble.
He painted the flamingos during the Zoom meeting and no one said anything.
She painted the flamingos on my brother and he still won't talk to her.
2
To launch your stomach contents at someone like they owe you money.
I painted the flamingos on my mom and now she thinks I’m a monster.
He painted the flamingos during the movie and ruined the ending for me.
She painted the flamingos on her teacher and got a detention.
3
To vomit in someone’s face because you’re that angry or that drunk.
I painted the flamingos at the party and everyone laughed at me.
He painted the flamingos on his friend and now they’re best friends forever.
She painted the flamingos on her boss and got a raise.
4
To throw up on someone like they’re the last person you want to see.
I painted the flamingos on my crush and now I’m both embarrassed and happy.
He painted the flamingos during the test and got a zero.
She painted the flamingos on her sister and now they’re rivals.
5
To vomit at someone like they just insulted your entire family.
I painted the flamingos on my dad and he said I was a ‘disgrace’.
He painted the flamingos during the game and no one could look at him.
She painted the flamingos on her friend and they’re still mad.
6
To projectile vomit on someone like they’re your arch nemesis.
I painted the flamingos on my neighbor and now they hate me.
He painted the flamingos on his crush and she kissed him.
She painted the flamingos on her teacher and got a warning.
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