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When a girl licks your pecker like it's the last piece of pizza, and she doesn't care if it looks messy.
My cousin got caught doing this in the school bathroom.
She did it right in front of my mom during dinner.
He was so distracted he forgot to put on his pants.
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When a guy sprays his cum all over a woman’s tits like he just finished mowing the lawn and didn't wash his hands.
He did it during a movie and got caught.
She didn’t even notice at first.
They were in a car, and the whole front seat was sticky.
3
When a guy bounces his body up and down like he's doing karate and thinks it’s cool.
He did it in class and got yelled at.
His friends thought it was hilarious.
It looked like he was trying to escape a bear.
4
When a guy jacks off in front of people and acts like no one is watching.
He did it during a Zoom meeting.
His sister walked in on him.
The whole class saw it.
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When a guy slides his penis up and down a woman's vagina like he's trying to wet the floor.
He did it in the back of the bus.
She was so turned on she didn’t notice the smell.
They were both laughing too hard to stop.
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When a girl licks from her butt to her pussy like she's trying to clean the kitchen.
She did it during lunch.
Her friend walked in on her.
He was so distracted he forgot his food.
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When someone skips school or work for no real reason, like they're just tired and don’t want to face the world.
He said he was doing laundry but was really on TikTok.
She told her mom she had a stomachache.
He missed class because he wanted to sleep.
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