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When one butt gets a face full of another butt
My cousin tried to paint the dinosaur and it was like a horror movie.
She said it was the worst thing she ever did.
He laughed so hard he cried.
Paint the Dinosaur
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When you stick your butt in someone else’s butt and it feels like a war zone
At the party, I painted the dinosaur and no one spoke to me for a week.
He said it was like getting stabbed by a donut.
She asked for a refund.
3
When you take a backside road and it hits you like a truck
My friend painted the dinosaur and it was like being run over by a bus.
He said he felt like a pancake.
She couldn’t walk for a day.
4
When you put your butt in someone else’s butt and it’s like a bad dream
I painted the dinosaur and it was like being stuck in a nightmare.
He said he wished he was dead.
She said it was worse than her ex.
5
When you go in for a kiss and it turns into a butt fight
We were making out and then it turned into paint the dinosaur.
He said it was like getting beaten by a butt.
She ran out of the room screaming.
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When you stick your butt in someone else’s butt and it’s like a surprise party you didn’t want
She painted the dinosaur and it was like getting ambushed by a butt.
He said it was the worst surprise ever.
She asked if he had a death wish.