paint the ceiling red

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A fancy way of saying you exploded your head so hard the ceiling got a blood splatter party
My cousin painted the ceiling red after his dad caught him smoking weed
She said she was going to paint the ceiling red and then just screamed and fired the gun
He texted me 'I painted the ceiling red' right before I heard the bang
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When you take a shotgun to your head so violently it looks like you had a brain explosion
My neighbor painted the ceiling red because he got fired
He said 'I’m painting the ceiling red' and then just went silent
She texted me 'I did it' and I heard a loud bang
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A messy way to die where your brain goes all over the ceiling like confetti
He painted the ceiling red because he had no money left
She said 'I’m going to paint the ceiling red' and then never came home
My friend texted me 'I just painted the ceiling red, it was worth it'
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