paint the bathroom a new color

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When you take a dump so loud and wild it looks like the toilet exploded and painted the bathroom with your poop, making it look like a crime scene.
My dad painted the bathroom pink after eating too much candy.
I painted the bathroom green because my dog ate my crayons.
My sister painted the bathroom black when she lost her job.
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When you go number two so hard it looks like someone shot a fire hose out of your butt and turned the bathroom into a rainbow of poop.
I painted the bathroom blue because my brother laughed at me.
My mom painted the bathroom purple after she got yelled at by her boss.
I painted the bathroom orange when I failed math.
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When you poop so much it looks like a war broke out in your bathroom, and every color of the rainbow came from your butt.
I painted the bathroom red after my dog peed on my homework.
My brother painted the bathroom yellow when he got grounded.
I painted the bathroom white because I was mad at my sister.
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