Paint Some Porcelain

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To let your poop fly out like a rocket, turning the toilet into a rainbow of crap.

I painted porcelain so hard the toilet screamed.

My poop looked like a festival in the bowl.

I painted porcelain and my roommate asked for a refund.

When you take a dump so fierce it looks like someone dropped a paint can in the toilet.

I painted porcelain so much I got a standing ovation from the toilet.

My poop was so colorful, it was like a kid’s art project.

I painted porcelain and my toilet got a new personality.

To let your poop out like it’s trying to escape a prison, making the toilet look like a crime scene.

I painted porcelain and the toilet looked like it had been shot.

My poop came out so fast, it was like a war zone in the bowl.

I painted porcelain and my toilet got a badge of honor.