paint pals

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People who paint like it's their last day on Earth and your furniture is their personal enemy.

I painted my whole living room. My couch now looks like a crime scene.

Why did I buy that white shirt? It’s now permanently blue. Forever.

My mom said she’d kill me if I spilled paint again. I’m already dead inside.

Friends who take painting too seriously, like it's a religion and your walls are the altar.

I painted my nails. Now my hands look like they were tortured.

My dog thinks I’m a god. He eats paint out of the can like it’s gourmet.

My dad said he’d rather be stuck in traffic than watch me paint again.

People who paint so much, your house looks like a clown threw up on it.

I painted my bedroom. Now it’s either purple or I’m going blind.

My brother painted my face. It took three hours and a fire extinguisher to fix it.

I tried to paint my cat. He now thinks he’s a pirate.