Paint my house

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Shoot your load all over the walls like a madman
My cousin painted his house with a gun and a full bladder.
He turned his house into a crime scene just to look cool.
His walls now have a permanent tan from his messy business.
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Spray your guts on the walls like a confused artist
She painted her house with a can and a lot of regret.
Her walls now scream every morning at 7 a. m.
The neighbors think it's a new kind of music.
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Flood the walls with your hot sauce and pride
He painted his house with a full tank and a lot of confidence.
Now his walls are sticky and full of lies.
It smells like lunch meat and loudness.
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