paint melters

The smell hit me like I’d been kicked by a smelly dragon.

My coworker ran out of the room screaming like a banshee.

I had to open a window and pretend I was breathing fresh air.

The room smelled like a sewer after a monster ate a sock.

My friend started crying and said he’d never eat soup again.

I had to leave the office for 10 minutes just to breathe.

It was like I’d opened a can of hot stink beans.

The guy next to me started sniffing the air like it was a new perfume.

I nearly got fired for laughing too hard.