Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

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What Zeus yells at Ganymede when he wants to be painted. He wears a necklace of spaghetti and acts like a diva.
Zeus: 'Paint me like one of your Greek Statues or I'll turn you into a bird!'
Ganymede was holding a noodle like it was a crown.
He looked like a pasta prince in a statue suit.
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Zeus's way of saying he wants to be painted. He’s got a noodle necklace and a big ego.
Zeus: 'If you don’t paint me like a statue, I’ll steal your lunch.'
He was wearing spaghetti like it was jewelry.
He looked like a noodle-loving god.
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What Zeus says when he wants to be painted. He wears spaghetti and acts like he owns the art world.
Zeus: 'Paint me like one of your Greek Statues or I’ll send you to the underworld.'
He had spaghetti tangled around his neck like a crown.
He looked like a statue made of pasta.
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