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Paint Me In Your Pickles is when someone shoves their dirty poop on your tummy like it's a fancy art project and you’re the canvas.
My cousin painted me in her pickles during lunch. I got poop on my shirt. I cried.
He painted me in his pickles in front of the whole class. I smelled like a rotten pizza.
She painted me in her pickles during a sleepover. I had to wear a shirt for a week.