paint it white

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To go on a wild party spree, usually involving drinking too much, chasing women, and making a mess of the town. Mostly for guys who think they're tough.
I painted the town white last night. Now I can’t see my feet.
He painted it white so hard, the bar got a free cleaning.
Painting the town white is just a fancy way of saying I peed on the floor.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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To shoot cum all over a girl like she’s a canvas, making her look like she got hit by a semen storm.
He painted me white so fast, I looked like a milkshake.
She said he painted her white during the school dance.
My sister came home with white on her face. She didn’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Having sex and then shooting your load all over someone, like they’re a painting and you’re the artist.
He painted me white during lunch. I had to eat cereal for a week.
They painted each other white in the back of the bus.
My friend got painted white by his crush. He’s still blushing.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you dump your cum on a girl like it's a paint job, and she gets covered in goo.
She got painted white at the mall. Security gave her a tissue.
He painted me white during the movie. Now I know what popcorn feels like.
My brother painted his girlfriend white. He had to take a shower.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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To spray jizz everywhere, coating things in a thick layer of cum like it's a graffiti session.
He painted the kitchen white. Now the walls have a new look.
She painted my shirt white during the party. It’s now a fashion statement.
My dad painted the car white. He had to wash it three times.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you ejaculate on every building in town like you’re trying to make the whole city look like a giant cum cake.
He painted Detroit white. Now it looks like a giant cum cake.
She painted her neighborhood white. The neighbors are still confused.
My friend painted the city white. He got famous.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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When you shoot your load into a ceiling fan, making it look like someone dipped it in cum and let it dry.
He painted the fan white. Now it looks like it’s covered in goo.
She painted the fan white during a sleepover. The next day was messy.
My brother painted the fan white. Now we have to clean it every week.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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