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To get high on weed. To get stupid and lazy.
I painted it so hard I passed out on the couch.
After the paint session, I couldn’t even remember my own name.
He painted it and forgot to do his homework.
Paint It
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The ultimate art tool for making ugly stuff. Kids use it to draw like they’re five.
My dog drew a monster in Paint. It looked like a toddler’s nightmare.
I used Paint to make a portrait of my ex. It looked like a raccoon wearing a hat.
My mom tried to draw a cat in Paint. It looked like a blob with two eyes.
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Cocaine in powder form. The white stuff you snort like a dog.
I snorted paint and it felt like I was on fire.
He painted it and started talking to the ceiling.
She painted it and forgot how to walk.
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The area near the basket on a court. Where the real trash talk happens.
He went hard in the paint and blocked my shot like I was a rookie.
She painted it and started yelling at the ref like he owed her money.
They painted it and made me look like a fool in front of my crush.
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The area near the basket on a basketball court.
The paint is where you go to show off like you’re the best player ever.
He didn’t know what the paint was and got beat like a drum.
I played in the paint and forgot how to pass the ball.
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A gay guy’s way of saying he pooped on another guy’s penis. Usually because the bottom was too lazy to clean.
He painted it and laughed like it was the best thing ever.
She painted it and cried like her life was over.
They painted it and it was the worst date ever.
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To be so drunk you don’t know your own name. Or your own face.
I painted it and tried to dance like I was in a music video.
She painted it and started talking to the wall like it was her friend.
He painted it and tried to eat a shoe like it was a sandwich.