Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Painting houses is Mafia slang for killing someone. The reply you get when they ask if you’re good at it is 'I also do my own plumbing.'

Hey man, I just painted three houses this week.

You want to paint a house? I’ll take that job. And the body count goes up by one.

Painting houses? That’s how I got promoted in the mob.

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This is what Mafia guys say when they’re bragging about being a killer.

I paint houses for a living. It’s a tough job, but I love it.

He paints houses and drinks wine like it's his full-time job.

Painting houses? That’s the best part of my day.

3

A mobster way to say someone got murdered.

I just painted a house and it was the best day ever.

He said he paints houses. I said, 'What color?'

She paints houses for fun. I paint them because I have no life.

4

It’s when two guys, one Black, one white, do some wild sexual stuff. Morgan Freeman was doing this with a painter in the 80s.

I saw Morgan Freeman painting houses and it was wild.

That painter had a thing for Morgan Freeman.

They say he painted houses just to get close to him.

5

It means you’re going to shoot someone at that house. Or maybe you’ll paint their car or living room while you're there.

I painted houses and shot three people last week.

He came over to paint the living room, I shot him in it.

She said she was painting the house. I said, 'You’re welcome.'

6

It means you pee on a friend or coworker for money.

I painted houses and peed on my boss for twenty bucks.

He paid me to paint his house, then I peed on him.

That’s why I got fired. I peed on the customer.

7

When you come in like a tornado and spray your whole load on the walls.

I painted houses and came in like a hurricane.

He said he paints houses. I said, 'You must be tired.'

She painted that house so hard, it looked like a war zone.