paint hole

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a big bucket you use to catch paintballs so your mom doesn't kill you for painting the living room like a war zone.
My little brother used a trash can as a paint hole and still got grounded.
I filled my neighbor’s yard with red paint. He called it a paint hole. I called it a felony.
My dad uses his mom’s old soup pot as a paint hole. It smells like tomato soup and revenge.
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a big container you use to save your face from getting splattered with paint when you’re too lazy to aim.
I missed my brother’s head by two inches. He said I should’ve used a paint hole.
My friend used a dog bowl as a paint hole and got hit in the foot. It was worth it.
My mom uses her wedding vase as a paint hole. It’s now pink and full of regret.
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the biggest container you can find to keep your house from looking like a kid threw up all over it.
I used my grandma’s pie tin as a paint hole. Now her apple pie looks like it was attacked by a paintball machine.
My brother filled the kitchen with blue paint. He said it was a paint hole. I said it was a disaster.
My dad tried to use his mom’s fishbowl as a paint hole. The goldfish is now pink.
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