paint gat

My cousin got a paint gat for his birthday and now he chucks me with pink glitter every time I see him.

She brought her paint gat to school and sprayed my lunch with green sludge. It was glorious.

He called me a chicken and shot me in the head with his paint gat. I didn’t back down.

My brother got a paint gat and started pelting my dog with purple sludge. It was like a war zone.

At the park, I saw some kids using paint gats to fight over candy bars. It was brutal.

She sprayed me in the face with blue paint because I said her hair looked like a raccoon.

He shot me with his paint gat until I gave him a high five. It was the worst day ever.

I got hit by a paint gat in the eye and now my mom thinks I’m blind.

She used her paint gat to blast me with yellow goo during the final exam. I failed, but it was worth it.